sciocco patrocinando

ow yao dowin today? grrrreat ta, yao? Bostin ta! Listen me flowa, our betty's havin a do down the con club if yao and your jim fancy poppin' along? i heard she's had a new do un all!!! Anyhow, i'd best be off cocker, i've gotta get some cream for me fowrid... tara....

Monday, June 26, 2006

I have an embarassing secret.....now this may shock and dismay you all.... i am addicted to the new shakira song! in fact, i may buy the single....momma no!!!! it's worse...i have always liked her, i know the words to whenever, wherever in spanish (cough)....well i did at least... You know, just as i thouight i was getting a decent taste in new music (i even like the new automatic song -monster, and nelly furtado and the zutons!) this one just hits me like a ton of hip-jiggling pole-dancylicious latin bricks!!! i even have it as a ringtone, and that is shockin cause i save that for the proper cheese such as eurovision songs and tv themes (oh and classical, whoa, just too special)...

...on a separate note.. did anyone here busta rhymes new track? oh my god it is like wank on toast with a side of jizz.. and thats on the record!!!!!

Friday, June 16, 2006

You know, i thought i'd get annoyed that no-one comments (and therefore i assume no-one actually reads) on my blog but i'm not really. I quite enjoy the quiet comtemplation of it all....aaaahhhhhh.... As i'm sure most of you well know, i have enough pet hates and annoyances that, if i really want to, i could write practically a million words on each of a huge plethora of weird and slightly creepy subjects and pet hates! True enough, most of my comments are about new types of alcohol i've discovered or drink-realted issues, but some of them aren't quite as predictable eh? Damn....i've just walked away from the computer and now ahve nothin' to say, to make it worse i have alcohol munchies horrendously! -tata...

Please god, the prime minister, anyone....make me a sandwich that doesn't have friggin' mayonnaise on it! It ain't hard you know, and it saves on cost too! win win as far as i'm concerned!!! Plus, have you seen how mayonnaise is actually made, i mean REAL mayonnaise? Let me go out on a limb here and say that there is no way you would eat home-made mayonnaise in quite the quantities of the fake shite...definately not! Lets just say its not quite the non-descript harmless "sauce" it appears! Anyways, i would love to rant further but gotta crack on....tara

"It's like sucking on a greasy coin"....is it? what is?...Just a nice "Hannibalism" i like to refer to occasionally about how much iron is in brain meat... which brings me incredibly fakely and contrived to the fact that i am currently reading silence of lambs and am not quite sure how to take it yet! As the cliche goes, when you come back from watching titanic, "did it sink then?"... you just shrug your shoulders and shoot a god awful dirty look at the dillweed who said it (usually a parent or a relative who clearly thinks they're amusing)... What am i on about you might be thinking, well.... I feel totally the opposite about the book to what i talked about above. Having watched the silence of the lambs dozens of times (amazin' int it!!!???) i settled down to reading the book in the hope that it would be easy to follow...but that is not the case. The only way i can explain it is this: It's like reading through a mister men book, say, erm... Mr Happy; and then turning to the very last page of the book only to find out that he is fact a manic depressive and that the smile is all just a sham!!! True, the basic story of silence of the lambs is very similar to the film created from it, but the writing technique and forms of dialogue used are worlds apart! For a start, i always got the impression that Clarice Starling was a bit prudish, maybe hadn't had a boyfriend for a while and was quite easily embarassed...Hell no! She's rude, keeps thinkin' dirty-ass thoughts and swears like a bitch! What is that about!!! Plus she doesn't come across anywhere near as clever in the book as in the film... Again, as well, there is that classic thing whereby the film misses out vital parts of the book to keep time down...worst seen in lord of the rings and apparently, the last harry potter too... Anyway, i'm not too sure about Thomas Harris's writing style yet but i'm assured hannibal is well worth the read....

Friday, June 02, 2006

Have you ever had mystery illnesses the likes of which hit you so unxepectedly and you haven't got the foggiest how or why they got you? I have my personal answer....karaoke! yes, i'm convinced of this! I did karaoke for the first time in yonks on monday and "oh, whats this?" i get an evil throat infection come fever on the thursday morning that i am still suffering from now.... it has all but ruined my viewing of the australian open and the test match!!! When will this cycle of illness/hayfever/illness/hayfever end? someone please step up to the plate (preferably someone called fleming or pasteur) and rid the world of this phenomenon!!!! Perhaps a tonsilectomy may be in order?