MOMMA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've told everyone i am going to my cousin's wife's (weird punctuation but correct no?) birthday thing on saturady day/night and guess what..... IT'S THE EUROVISION SONG CONTEST THAT EVENING......sob sob sob.....blubber.... What do i do? I can't believe i'm so cold as to want to boycott the birthday for eurovision. Is it still just as tacky, hilarious and weird if it's taped? more to the point, i don't think my video works to tape at the moment! It's bad enough that i haven't even followed the eurovision process this year, i mean, what is our song? who is singing it? I do, of course however, know that it is in Greece this year but that is as far as my knowledge goes! How can i possibly make a eurovision quiz this year without the knowledge myself? Lets face it, i must be one of the only people under 40 alive to have a hosted a eurovision "gathering" to which more than five people turned up! what to do?what to do?